Howdy ladies and gents! How's it hanging? I'm Kyle! Sometimes people forget about me a bit because I'm sort of an everyman. I'm a nice guy, once you get to know me. I'm kind of like Tom Hanks. Or Ron Howard. Or Matt Damon. (Ed note: err I dunno about that one, Kyle.) In our relationship, it'll be more about you and me than just me, unlike some of the rabbits around here.
I'm a pretty cheerful overall. I like to run and binky, and swiss chard is one of my faves. I'm super neat. Pet me on the top of my head and I'll swoon.
I'm a very earnest and tidy eater.
Hang on a sec, gotta clean my ear.