I've been adopted and I love my new human, Jackie!
Just look at my delightfully expressive face! I'm an older spayed and oh, so slightly opinionated lady (in a good bunny girl sort of way). Please note the emphasis on "Lady."
Let's start off being honest with each other.
I'll go first...if you feel worthy of adopting a pretty lady like me, then you'll want to make sure you recognize my distinguished and regal manner. I come first. Yes, you will be my servant and I'll expect you to lavish praise and attention on me.
Will you be honest with me and treat me as a trusted member of your family---sort of like that eccentric, older aunt you might know and love? If so, then you may pass my inspection and be allowed to admire me.
Though I may not admit it---I'm lonely and would really love to be adopted. My humans adopted me from SaveABunny in 2008 and just moved out of the country and brought me back. While I like the people at SaveABunny I am eager to find a forever home of my own.